To celebrate Labor Day week-end the Willamette Week has a cover story on the “suckiest” jobs in Portland (Oregon).

Number One: BEING Chuck E. Cheese. I have never been the rodent, but I’ve seen him. He frightens me. That whole place creeps me out. There’s not enough beer in there to get me to ever go back. I mean I love my nieces and nephews a lot, but not enough to celebrate another birthday there. Ever. Did I already say that?

Number Two: The night janitor at a Sex Shop and Video Arcade, called the “Peep Hole.” That’s all I’m gonna say about that.

What’s the suckiest job you’ve ever had?

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