Police tape. Tape that says “CRIME SCENE. DO NOT CROSS.”

It’s tape – that’s not even sticky. It’s more like a party streamer. But it keeps people out.

Can you imagine seeing “construction site tape” on the highway instead of those big orange barrels. Um, please don’t drive in this lane anymore – sometime today an overpaid highway worker is going to be standing here.

That was more than 140 characters so I am glad I didn’t Tweet it.
Carry on.